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Dodge Demotivational Poster

DIVORCE - You take the car, I'll take the truck.

BOMBARDMENT - A game as old as pain itself

THE HEMI - Obliterating the competition since 1964.

4th of July -

TAGS: calendar america dodgeball
Rating: 4.17/5

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motifayk - July 5, 2013, 12:42 pm
Somehow the name can be split to form a racist slur. "We're better than you and we know it" - White Good Man...Good White Man Ha ha LOL..

DREAMING - Every regular kid growing up in the 80s had the dream that one day we would own an orange 1969 Charger and we would be able to jump it over the local river whenever the need arose.

TAGS: what a joke my dodge neon never made it
Rating: 3.44/5

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Cloudchaser - June 23, 2010, 12:50 am
I did too when I was a pup
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 9:47 pm
rerun - June 22, 2010, 9:43 pm

I so want user name livegra** to offset that putz.
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 9:39 pm
Deadraisin.... makin' his way the only way he knows how... that's just a little bit more than the mods will allow.
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 9:38 pm
If you make attack posters (not this poster) on any member, you will get banned. IF you have a problem, PM a mod. It's that simple.

THE FLYING SALAD DODGER - She uses the power of deception... she can't actually fly, But she does defeat and consume evil until there is only good left in the world... Or until she is full...


TAGS: salad dodger has a husband
Rating: 4.46/5

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Sean - April 18, 2011, 4:48 pm
Me too. Laughing still.
Grimgravy - April 18, 2011, 4:40 pm
I'm still laughing! He probably can't even see the cd.

DODGEBALL - He's doing it right


TAGS: dodge charger daytona ricer wing car
Rating: 1.71/5

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cutlassboy68 - November 9, 2011, 11:42 pm
Well yes the wing is aerodynamic but that is not why it is so big. to meet all regulations the trunk had to be able to open and the down force did more good on the quaters, so it had to me taller so the trunk could open under it. Its also cast aluminium..
troks2213 - April 11, 2011, 11:50 pm
Wow kid, you are an idiot. Read up on some NASCAR history, and look at the value of these now.
carizle - March 26, 2011, 10:22 pm
you must not know your history kid that car was a racing homologation for NASCAR. these cars dominated the field until they were BANNED for being too fast. that wing and nose were for real aerodynamics, unlike the honda you probably drive.
RatFink - August 8, 2010, 10:49 am
hah thats funny as hell

Smart Car -

TAGS: dodge challenger fun car
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - July 11, 2016, 4:26 am
Nice, UP yours

NEO - The ability to dodge bullets combined with his ability to get any girl you want

~DODGE CHARGERS~ - racing for the pink slip was not a good idea

TAGS: dodge charger
Rating: 3.58/5

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Airman - March 21, 2012, 6:38 pm
yes it is.. looks like Crown Vics chasing him
Roughneck992 - March 21, 2012, 5:47 pm
Umm... That is a Dodge Challenger...
MashiMashi - March 4, 2012, 5:45 pm
Don't most law enforcement agencies use dodge chargers anyways, thats proably a fire department battalion captain theyre following to a scene.
CloudchaserS - March 3, 2012, 9:40 am
And if the Duke Boys are driving it, those deputies don't have a chance!


TAGS: shoes dodge ninja
Rating: 2.71/5

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Serenity -

TAGS: dirt nap dodger
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 15, 2014, 8:30 am
Not quite. My poster has to do with dying...in bed.
Greeny - September 15, 2014, 6:06 am
It's safe now - aired out a bit...
GaryO - September 14, 2014, 5:14 pm
Dang, had one all prepped, ready to submit. Gotta wait now....oh well, nap time

TACO BELL NEW EMPLOYEE TRAINING - Rule 23: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a taco.

DODGE - I saw a fella get hit by a Dodge which is both ironic AND funny! (Go ahead and laugh! I did!)

TAGS: dodge kid
Rating: 3.56/5

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JEALOUSY - One gives "feedback", one talks back. Triangle? Two seperate channels.

TAGS: dodge charger triangle 1969
Rating: 3.36/5

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CANADA - October 26, 2009, 1:11 pm
and no didnt fail the g** test! tail grows on trees when you have nice wheels
CANADA - October 26, 2009, 1:10 pm
i would take the car
RandomApe - October 6, 2009, 7:55 pm
Indirect quote: "He lets me clean the vinyl seats." Oh yeah, this IS from another age. Betcha she makes him a sammich, too...

LAME EXCUSES - 1) My brother started it 2) It was only ketchup 3) My Mom freaked out

TAGS: excuses lame blame dodge
Rating: 2/5

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steve1961 - July 8, 2012, 4:34 pm
What's your excuse?

DODGE TURBO CARAVAN - They're absolute SH*T